I *did* grow up watching him play.

“I was surprised. He was good, but I never thought he was great.”

Clearly a kitchen accident, cut himself while distracted texting “Ive a small pebis"

Drew has a mishap adding a personal addition to the next “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year” post.

Yeah I mean sure that tuxedo is tacky as all hell but calling it an “accident” seems a bit harsh IMO

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

Better?

It will never stop being amazing that teams would rather lose games than sign a very good QB who remains unemployed for off-the-field reasons.

Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.

“We will not open a case if someone belongs to antifa or even the Proud Boys. There has to be a credible allegation or a threat of violence before someone opens a case,” Special Agent in Charge Renn Cannon said, according to The Oregonian.

Jesus, doubling down to tell the mom her child’s face looked like a monkey’s in her opinion is just...I hope she’s fired

I’m glad to see she gave her the benefit of the doubt, because I’ve referred to kids (including my own) as little monkeys (regardless of color), but the teacher fucked up when she didn’t immediately realize her mistake and apologize.

It took just a second for the refs to see that his knee went down, then they spent 8 minutes to protest the fact that Army’s quarterback hates the troops.

I am both satisfied and disappointed. Satisfied: this is the right idea. Disappointed: this is poor execution. Someone with time needs to get *actual* NASCAR radio chatter.

History teacher here:

“Who is the second person that stepped foot on America? ...Yeah I don’t know either ... but everyone remembers Christopher Columbus.”

Liberty University: When Baylor is too PC and liberal for your brand of success

In the days since Bush’s death on November 30, his family, friends, and the reporters who covered him have told their own stories about the times they saw Bush do what any man might do—write thank-you notes, remember birthdays, bond with grandkids. Each story is a way for its teller to reflect, in ways people…