And then:

Folks, please don't bring 17 cats to the hotel with you.

Checkmate, atheists!

Meanwhile here in PA we elected a Democrat for Governor in Tom Wolf by 10 points, but also gave the Republicans 3 more seats in the state Senate and 8 in the state House, apparently in the interest of making the things he was elected on harder to accomplish.

How can they be angry when they spend so much time banging my mom? :(

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My reaction: