A blind witch hunt is now a learning opportunity, eh?  Let me write that one down in case I forget it...

Rock and roll lyrics, esp. that constipated tosser Miss M. Stipe, are there just to give a vocalist something to do.  Rock and roll isn’t there to be thought about.  You feel good, you move on.  God, analyzing REM lyrics? Divert your energy to something more productive.

Kara, I’ve never met you. But I feel for you, reading your beautiful description of a series of train crashes. Every bad restaurant experience I’ve had. distilled into your article.

‘Be born rich and blonde and white with perfect bone structure.’ I think you forgot to add, ‘& have the $ for the best cosmetic surgery to fix the teeniest flaw you found in the mirrors [sic] this morning.’ Our Gwinnie’s had more work done than the Sistine Chapel!

A couple of things. First, you have consumer protection with the first purchase of the defective game. Contact your credit card issuer or your bank if it’s a debit card and file a dispute. Your purchase will be refunded while it’s investigated. Secondly, this article shows up buying things like this used. A used DVD…

Thank you. You saved me from formulating my thoughts on this piece of fuckery. “Life’s hard? Inject heroin!” GMAFB/

Tell Sharon we said hi, Charlie...