If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

RIP Kevyn. My teenage gay heart still breaks.

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

I’m so confused, literally none of them look like this:

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

Omg I remember secretly watching this in my bedroom when I was 9

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

I thought that the abortion was punishment enough

110% - He probably has one and is just boss at blending.

Dollars to donuts Sandoval has at least priced lace fronts.

Americans...y’all are so freaked out my bodies.

This is probably the most controversial thing Christopher Reeve said:

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

If Karlie Kloss isn’t there....who took the pictures Bobby?! Think about it....

I call this entire ensemble the “What would happen if Rodney Dangerfield and a bloated, possibly mumps-infected Andrew McCarthy reproduced a fully grown man?” look.