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I feel like the right coat, like a red velvet trench with an enormous (faux) fur collar, wouldn’t be amiss with the whole femme fatale vibe. It would also make this a lot more fair!

k I had to stop right there at the part where you state that “ he would be in jail if it was”

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Because he’s scared someone’s going to #MeToo about him, that fear is driving his irrational behavior, and his fragile ego won’t let him shut the fuck up.

He’s a famous, wealthy, cishet white man. He’s the epitome of privilege. When you’re like him, there isn’t anything in the world that you think can’t be improved by you injecting your opinion.

Yes!

Ugh he’s the worst. The fact that he just insists upon continually attacking her? Why? Like he just can’t fucking stop. I mean, has he taken one second to stop and consider that it is true? And that he is going after a victim of childhood sexual abuse? So vile. It’s time to stop watching anything that’s associated

Before anyone responds to a Woody defender, please check their commenting history. There have been a number of posters tonight whose entire commenting history is just defending Woody and slamming Dylan and Mia. Before you respond, look.

Holy shit. If you came here and just read the article without watching the video, do yourself a favor and scroll right back up there and watch that video. It is worth every second. Aly is NOT playin’.

Perhaps, no headline could possibly capture “the power and significance of this event” and instead editors utilized a headline that would get people to read the article, which might better capture “the power and significance of this event”.

Or maybe Larry Nasser’s thumb is up your butt.

That was so.... so boss. It’s like “hi guys, glad you put some window dressing on this... too bad you didn’t bother to tell the world that we still have athletes training there, GUESS I’LL PUT IT IN THE FEDERAL RECORD SINCE YOU FORGOT TO.”

If USAG survives I’d think that would be fundamental.

OMG the way she calls him “Larry” (I’m sure she was supposed to call him Dr. Nassar during all those years) is dripping with such perfect condescension. POWER move, 15.866 total score.

“Burn it all down” is not a meme, you moron.

“Burn it all down” is an extremely common phrase and I’m genuinely baffled at what meme you’re referring to. 

I once admired Aly because she was an amazing athlete and, in the words of Enzo Amore, “hot as hell and you can’t teach that!”

Insert like 200 fire emojis here.