I take it back for Tony and Susan. Still stands for the majority of old guys marrying young girls. Especially the old guys who isn’t talents and charming like Tony.

A lot of people are missing that joke, yes. Like the top comment. I’m here for it.

There are valid problems to have with him but when I read that I was all “I liiiiive!” Now to see if he follows through.

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

New Rule: Empathy Is A Criminal Offence

My dude’s birthday is on Christmas Eve and I am SWEATING rn.

This is unrelated but has anyone heard of this suck it up buttercup legislation being put forth by Iowa legislator, Bobby Kaufmann?

That is the only thing I took away from this, she’s doing the “but him stuff I actually want”. I’ve been with hubby almost 20 years and neither of us could get away with that shiz. Maybe in the early days, but either of us would just go “really?” nowdays. (We just wouldn’t even try it anyway, it’s more fun to give…

My girlfriend’s birthday is New Year’s day so I have this problem too. If you’re having trouble go with 1 big gift. What are some of his general interests? What’s your budget?

I feel like we’re all missing the joke that Joanna is covertly buying gifts for herself under the guise of gifts “for her man”. Unless I’m tripping and maybe your boyfriend is actually Andy Cohen?

The man in my life is getting these for Christmas. Hopefully he doesn’t pee on the tree again this year.

my pussy is enough of a gift, tbh

They also had four boys in a row named Joseph, Josiah, Jedidiah and Jeremiah which are like, all WAY too similar.

I have a semi-famous friend whose parents are good friends with Tony Bennett. I’ve met him and his wife a few times. Tony has always seemed nice yet “on” even while sitting in someone’s living room. Susan is kind and friendly. It appears to be a loving relationship. I have no judgement of them at all.

I wasn’t going to read it all the way through because I hate Lea Michelle with the fire of a thousand suns but then I did and now I am glad and I will never doubt you again.

Never forget: After having Joy-Anna the Duggars went with Johannah for the next daughter.

Two things. Believe Bobby when he says ‘read to the end’.

I think the most stunning part of that Lea Michele story is that the woman who Lea threw the party for is 30. That would not have been my guess.

Joy-Anna Duggar, 19, has entered into a courtship with her friend of 15 years