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#ad this one:

I am really sad I didn’t get followed by jalopnik. I really want to talk to some peeps about my 2009 Kia Rio.

I’ve taken hair/nails/skin vitamins on and off for years and feel pretty confident in saying that they do work. There’s an annoyingly noticeable difference a month or two after I go off of them.

That Kobe Bryant Day piece from this week was phenomenal.

Then how in the HELL did I just get followed on Deadspin? I don’t even know the first thing about sportball (I literally had to check and see if Deadspin was the car one or the sport one). I hope they like misandry gifs over there!

I was kinda debating laying low incase it was a glitch and they they would find me and fix the mistake! So is it everyone who is ungrey on one sublog is now ungrey everywhere? Has anyone figured out what the deal is?

SO EXCITED!!! I literally danced at my desk like a big ol’ nerd. (But if this happened to a bunch of people, is it even that special?)

It sort of wasn’t! It got cancelled. And after “outcry” a cable channel picked it up I think? Not going to google this to confirm so you will just have to trust my osmosis absorbed info.

She’s already said in multiple interviews that she will not discuss politics, why do people try to mess with Dolly?

A few weeks ago the morning DB was delayed so I just went home sick. I can't be expected to work under those conditions.

One of the central characters gets pregnant very early on in the series and then gives it up for adoption. I don't think they ever really dealt with abortion though.

If Dream is producing even one track, I will buy ten copies of this compact disc please and thank you.

I am so sick of her not being exactly what everyone wants her to be all the time. It’s like she isn’t even trying to take all of our criticism simultaneously. I liked her at first but then she was too likeable and now I hate her but she just keeps being Jennifer Lawrence and I am just like HELLO, HAVE YOU SEEN OUR

I will never watch any Housewives nor Bachelor(ette) series, I will read literally any recap posted to Jez, no matter the tone or length. I am so happy for Shannon!

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Aw, I love Ari + Mac together! (I also just really fucking hated Big Sean [you in trouble.gif])

Personally, I don’t find it to be all that nasty and I truly appreciate the difference of opinions in the comments AND articles. People come from the outside and take shit too seriously when they misinterpret the tone of an article, or missed previous related stories. It’s snark, sarcasm, nuance, personality. I’ve

Jezebel has a shitass reputation among most people who aren’t regular commenters/readers. This is the only place on the internet I enjoy and my primary source for all news, but being cognizant of what other people think of it is nearly unavoidable. The reputation is undeserved and makes me hate the internet (the

Counterpoint: I thought it was well-done and an accurate representation of how Hillary supporters feel about her and the hypothetical scenario presented in the storyline. I didn’t find it cringe worthy and loved it.

It was in a book that was published a few weeks ago.