And I get to help name planets like “Buttopia,” pick out the CUTEST spaceships and yell “feed that little blobby thing” and “you forgot a spikey ball over there.” I am v good at videogame supervising.

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

I have been watching my boyfriend play it since it came out. It is by far the least boring/annoying game for him to play while I read on the couch. That’s high praise on my girlfriend of a gamer video game review scale.

jfc they just dont make ‘em like they used to.

I just emailed everyone (including you) back a few minutes ago! It’s not my real email address so I had to wait until I was at a computer to check it. I will keep checking it periodically if anyone else emails me for her info. Thanks so much for following up.

Um, there are already songs in the Little Mermaid. WTF is wrong with those?

Just emailed you back!

Hey, ran w your idea, just send me a quick email here: mariah_wyatt@yahoo.com and I will reply to you with her paypal email address. That we we keep her info offline.

I noticed some interest in this, so if you want to send @chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfast a few bucks to buy some food and stick it to her POS husband, just send me a quick email here mariah_wyatt@yahoo.com and I will reply to you with her paypal email address. That we we keep her info offline.

I noticed some interest in this, so if anyone wants to send @chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfast a few bucks to buy some food and stick it to her POS husband, just send me a quick email here mariah_wyatt@yahoo.com and I will reply to you with her paypal email address. That we we keep her info offline.

Oh it’s really no trouble. You need food, I would probably just spend the $25 on something stupid anyway.

I think you said you have paypal. Would you be interested in emailing me your email address? I am super broke and I don’t know you, but would love to send you $25 if it would buy some groceries for a couple days. Anyone else could email me for your email if they’d like to help, so we can keep your info off this public…

Ditto to the other reply. Would love to help! IDK how to do anything without posting private info on here...

Watching outrage escalate in these comments feels like a v productive use of my Monday.

Just because his sister’s treat him like shit doesn’t mean he isn’t a shitty person too. He has always come off like an asshole. He deserves sympathy for some things, but those two deserve each other and are equally dramatic, petty and awful (BUT IN A GOOD FOR TV WAY).

She's always been a fucking asshole on their show.

No need to imagine. Here you go... It’s truly one of the greatest fight scenes ever. So many broken windows/walls! The sound of beef hitting beef! Kind of sexual!