I am v confused about why people hate him to teh degree that they do. He has earned a lot of money through songwriting credits (and album sales of his own bands). Why can’t he spend money on whatever he wants? I think it’s cute he buys things for his girlfriend, and not like things that would effect people adversely…

Fun’s album went triple platinum and he’s a writer on four Taylor Swift songs. There is criticism to be made but yours isn’t working in this situation.

where the heck is this morning’s dirt bag? am i going crazy? idk how to even start my work day until ive read dirt bag while drinking coffee. someone plz tell my supervisor im out.

I think a big part of it is that they have their makeup done professionally. So it’s essentially someone’s sculpting/painting project (well, and plastic surgery).

I feel like those last three sets of side-by-side pics are supposed to be different people, but I am not so sure. This is a weird game you’re playing.

Stranger Things! Go watch it on Netflix right now.

Man, #teamnoone is doing really well this season! Who knew they'd be unstoppable against all these petty personalities.

I think your supervisor would understand. This is really important.

Aw, how progressive. Look at us, dudes! Men can be so much more than a beefcake with pouty lips, and we will love them all the same!

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! OMG. TATER AS FRANCES AND JOE MANG-JELLO/BIG DICK RICHIE AS JOHNNY!!!!!!! MAGIC MIKE VS. DIRTY DANCING REBOOT IS THE LOGICAL NEXT STEP AFTER MIB VS. 21 JUMP STREET IS DONE. BRB, GOING TO MY BUNK TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,

Nah.

AGREED. They were in LA last week for TCAs. This is unacceptable.

VERY.

Like, they aren’t even trying. It’s insulting at this point that they expect the public to be swayed by “varsity athlete.” We see you. We do not care.

Somewhere between a month and 5 years. It really depends. Good luck!

Other than mayo, mustard, and paprika, what are some other crazy things you’ve seen in and on deviled eggs? Did you spit the egg in their face or did you shove it in their face when you realized they had ruined a perfectly good deviled egg?

If you could eat a deviled egg with any person, living or dead, who would it be?

Good call.

This lady is fucking nuts but also everything I could ever hope to be. Just god bless America.