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COME AT ME BRO

My two monsters.

I think the girl has like 90% Kelly face. The older boy tho is 100% dad.

I been around here a while, and this is without question my favorite comment of yours ever. God bless.

It’s well-known that they are no longer associated with Scientology. Both the family and “church” representatives are on record as such. A big part of Scientology is promoting Scientology and not denying you are a member.

It’s especially confusing because words evolve so much as they’re used in hiphop. Getting your swerve on and know you’ve swerved too hard are two different applications. It’s hard to keep up with all of it when all my favorite shows from the 90s are on netflix.

People are really passionate about hating this kid. It’s really inspiring to see everyone come together on this common goal to make sure he doesn’t set an example for the other teens who afraid to come out of their shells. Thinking differently and being yourself never did anyone any good.

Thank god I never realized most every adult around me apparently hated teenagers. I was barely able to get through middle school thinking all the other teens hated me!

This is a different interpretation of the word, though. The current usage in question, the one Jaden is using, is from Mercy.

Maybe I grew up in an open-minded community, but he just seems pretty run-of-the-mill weird. I like him much more than “normal” teens, he is going to figure things out a lot faster than kids following the rules, he doesn’t even have anything to rebel against!

I am in my basement watching my own lawn on security cameras with my cats and reading urban dictionary.

Used in place of “swag”. Derived from the lyrics of “Mercy” by Kanye West, it is commonly slipped into conversation in response to a “Ballin’” remark.

Original context:
“Lamborghini Mercy, Your chick she so thirsty, I’m in that two seat Lambo with your girl she tryna jerk me”
“Swerve.”

I will totally mock him when he is in his twenties if he deserves it. Putting it in my calendar rn.

He just sounds like a 16 year old boy who probably reads a lot, has parents who encourage him to explore his personality, and uses social media as much as most 16 year olds do now. I guess I just don’t hate teenagers, they have enough shit to deal with. Being a teenager is awful enough without adults calling them

The only reason I need.

I understand that he was born rich, to two successful parents, one of the biggest stars of this generation. But what is the other reason everyone hates him? I feel like he did or said something but I can’t find it online. Is it because he is weird? Is It Because He Types Like This? Because those don’t really seem like

Goddamnit you beat me to it. Well, I hope the entire comments section is sweater fondlers.

I am so fucking excited. I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.