That jumpsuit tip is truth, tho.

No, the funny part is that one of his children is special needs. Get it? He is devoted to his children! HAHAHAHA.

The key to booties is that you can wear them with anything because they’re booties and you feel awesome. Just wear them and own it.

I would love a follow up of “What fun human things are you fucking great at.” Because I really like myself and don’t waste time tallying the “fun lady stuff” that I haven’t learned to do because those things weren’t a priority for me. It makes me really sad to see a bunch of women comparing shortfalls.

Today the fun lady thing I am good at is getting out of bed and coming to work (just to read Jez all day) even though I hate this place, and making a last minute decision to throw on a necklace so it looks like a give a damn.

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BRAND VALUE!

It’s like people who have long conversations about how something isn’t “art” even though they’re having long conversations about whether something is art.

I think it was posted because it’s going get a gazillion comments of women talking shit about themselves about standards that are stupid anyways. I mean all these comments are so similar! My takeaway is that we all hate wearing heels, and that winged eyeliner is a needlessly specific eyeliner style, and anything…

This was my favorite episode to watch to date, and at one point I thought to myself “There’s been so many intense character interactions and almost no boobs!” I thought this thought right before the sexy brothel ritual. Oh well, you win some you lose some.

The preview for next week has Sandsnakes!

It’s on the list of stupidest beauty rules, for sure. I use my hands and feet for lots of functional, necessary things, why do I have to decorate them? I know it’s Monday and everything, but can we maybe not be so shitty and find a highly specific thing to pick on someone about? She looks great and the shoes look cute.

I never paint my nails, and I certainly don’t pay other people to do anything beyond my own standard nail clipping. And I am actually SUPER “girly” otherwise, I just don’t get the point decorating my hands/feet. Throwing out all my sandals as soon as I get home, I guess. Maybe I should start wearing gloves too?

DID EVERYONE SEE CECILY STRONG’S WHCD SPEECH? It’s full of Hillary truths. Best start to my Monday, for sure. (It’s 20-minutes long, fuck you, work!)

Is it weird that this is my fave? I really love it.

Exactly. And people hate being told that.

I totally agree with that viewpoint and would certainly include it in my perception of him as well!

The thing about Kanye is that people hate him for being himself, and not pretending to be a quiet, polite celebrit who does what’s expected of them. He happens to be the kind of person who needs to be overly confident and believe in his work, and the people around him, and he comes off like an asshole. He wants…

I am actually SHOCKED that his response wasn’t more offensive. She was willingly in a porn video, and has a mold of her vagina available for purchase. We can, in fact, all see her genitals, and it does make money.

I engaged and shouldn’t have, ugh. FLAG! Note to self, always flag harassment.

Woah.