I was really bored at work so I read a whole bunch of the list. In context, only a few people were doing the douche humblebrag thing— most were just pointing out how they know the person. I think it was a slow news day at Jezebel.

Why are people so threatened by confidence? The dude is just being himself and believing in the music he wants to make. I don’t see why he is one of the few musicians that everyone is determined to measure by his personality, not his music. Every single album he’s put out has dictated and steered pop/rap trends, not…

But in context it is a comment on Nolan, because it precedes this sentence: I don’t think I’ve done two blockbusters in a row with anyone else.

​Yeah, but also she has a song on her latest album that could be her next single, called “Buy A Heart” which happens to feature Meek Mill. So it could also be that. (But I love her and Meek together so I'm hoping it's legit)

And it’s a female director and two (IRL BFF) female writers. Yay ladies!

You deserve a million stars. A MILLION.

Uh, based on Beyonce’s history, it’s really safe to assume she would never do this. Madonna repeatedly does shit like this. Troll logically, plz.

I have two Andy Dick stories that basically go “Saw him at ____. HE was the most obnoxious person I have ever witnessed, and everyone he was with was pretty fucking annoying too.”

She’s a shitty enough person, no need to be ageist.

Gracias!

There should be a universal keyboard shortcut, like how alt + 0241 makes the n with the squiggle line over it. ñññ (I type La Cañada at work a lot) (I don't know how to spell what it is called)

I google/copy/paste every time I want to use it. I've probably done it 30+ times over the past couple years.

I’ve accidentally watched that gif through like 10 cycles, twice. It’s mesmerizing.

If you’ve learned anything today, it’s that there are different kinds of pizza gifs out there, and now is the time to educate yourself!

Pizza metaphors can solve all the world’s problems, and in some cases, actual pizza. I cannot fully wrap my head around how much i loved this video.

I mean, it looks better than It’s Complicated, and not even Meryl kept me from walking out of that. So that’s something.

#misandry4ever

Have you watched the documentary 'Advanced Style'? It's on Netflix, you will love it.

Obviously people didn’t like Tammy, but it actually did well. The only other movie she’s done since the Heat (which was a hit) and Hangover III, was St. Vincent which was an extremely limited release. Every movie can’t be a record breaking franchise, thank god. Her movies make a ton of money.

They also realize that PETA kills thousands of “un-adoptable” animals by the dumpster full. Aint nothin gonna stop the crazy train!