IT'S HAPPENING YOU GUYS.

On what fucking planet would Tyga be on Truffle Butter? Like, I can't even name a Tyga song off the top of my head. Wayne sure as hell isn't bringing him with him when he leaves Cash Money— quit trying to be famous by association with people aren't associating with you, stick with Kardazian fame, boy.

Yea, ditto to every single word you said. Plus fuck the Internet and haters etc

Not to mention this is far from the first time he is randomly dropped a mixtape. OR that hiphop artists do this shit all the time.

Tony Bennett.

I can't even muster an opinion of the anything that happened last night. Like, maybe if the awards actually indicated something about an artist who has one, I would totally find it relevant. But instead I have this weird little voice that pops up mid-thought squealing "WHO CAREEESSSSS!!!!" The voice kinda sounds like…

Lil bb in a blazer. I die.

I use gal all the time!!! I also swear I'm not an elderly person.

WHERE HAS THIS GIF BEEN ALL MY LIFE.

There's no sound in black holes.

He is off the imaginary bf list, but can he still be my biggest regret?

Yeah, I didn't fall off my chair laughing or anything, but I thought was funny enough for sure.

THOSE SIX WORDS MAKE ME WANT TO DIE. I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GOING TO NEW YORK AGAIN EVER. EVER.

OH. THAT CLIP. GOLD STAR FOR TINA.

Not to mention that the only POC in the softball picture is some poor random child they borrowed at the park.

No, different issue. They do a Hollywood issue pre-Oscars, and then they do a Young Hollywood later in the year.

Nope.

WAIT, IS IT?

And no one is taking that from you.