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Is this your cat? Because what the fuck it's the most beautiful cat I have ever seen, and let me tell you, I've seen a lot of cats.

Now I can't wait to get another pet and name it Rick. #blessedbe

Not hyperbole: the producer should be executed for his crimes against Aretha. I mean that, OFF WITH HIS HEAD.

I feel like this is a really predatory american concept. We are all disposable owned property. Bleh!

I didn't mean to be dismissive towards your situation! I just ran with the concept— just venting. :)

How dare they use attractive people to make their clothes look attractive. They need to find someone who is not only ugly, but who is universally considered ugly by every one with eyes. Because if they try to use a "normal person," I will show up with picket signs and say "no! not ugly enough! i still think theyre…

Probably nothing. My SO works til 8 or 9 quite often and it is usually for no good reason, just that someone, at some higher level, just doesn't give a shit enough to release people for the day (in the event that a SOMETHING comes up! god forbid.) Fuck Hollywood.

WHY OH WHY DID I CLICK THIS HEADLINE?!? I DONT THINK I CAN EVER HAVE SEX AGAIN. ROMANCE IS DEAD, FUCK ALL THE TIMES THAT ROMANCE HAS BEEN PROCLAIMED DEAD.

You know, I never really noticed that they only make a story out of haircut in any other way. Wtf! Sometimes I just get a haircut in a salon with a level head and it's the story if the year.

I know it's a trope, but at the same time... I have done it, tears in the bathroom mirror and all, so I cannot be that mad when I see it on TV. I went from below my shoulders to my chin. It looked great after I got it fixed at a salon, and I had lunch with my shitty ex right afterwards. I hope he hated it.

Yes, can we please stop trying to make her happen? I do not understand why we give a shit about her. Cool, John Legend wrote a song about her, and then what?

Seriously, why is anyone still rooting for her after the Oprah mini-series and the related press? She is awful and does not give a shit about anything or anyone. Let's root for someone else.

Seriously. I know it's not outrageously priced, but still not in my budget! How long before it's on sale? I got a couple pieces from the Mad Men Collection at BR when it went on sale...

It's hard because I LOVE Blair, so do I have to hate Leighton? Because by all indication she is just an absolutely wonderful person. It's like some weird soap opera where you just cannot choose between the good and evil twin, they both need to exist.

I DIE. THIS. HAS. KILLED. ME.

AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE DELICIOUS/IMPOSE MY RELIGIOUS VIEWS.

I want to give you a million dollars.

I am the Oregon dairy giant Tillamook, many times over. Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way/account.

This scene is one of my favorites from any show. She is a GIFT.

WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO DONT THINK BRUCE IS A BABE?