I didnt want to click that link because I was already singing "Believe" which made no sense at all, but so what.

BUT WHERE IS THE ACCOMPANYING INSTAGRAM PHOTO? YOUR COVERAGE IS INCOMPLETE IF YOU EXPECT ME TO CHECK HER INSTAGRAM MYSELF, YOU MONSTERS.

I WILL GO WITH YOU, OFFICER SAMMY BRYANT. I AM AVAILABLE MONDAY NIGHT.

But this is a bias of mine.

AKA my desktop background

This is exactly like Cheezits! God bless you.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BEYONCE'S LINKEDIN PROFILE? DID SHE ENDORSE SOLANGE FOR SOCIAL MEDIA AND THEN DELETE IT? I NEED MORE BEY UPDATES.

And why are you responding to me specifically? And why do clown gifs upset you so much? And why would you want to ask a clown gif a bunch of questions instead of asking somebody who is interested in fighting on the internet?

I AM :45 IN AND I CANT DEAL. CAN I GO HOME YET?

I am going to start calling bras "outside bras."

I am not sure how we would scientifically measure "normal behavior." But how many women do you know in your life? How many of them are visibly traumatized by a sexual assault in their life? Okay, ready? Now think about those answers while reading some of these facts: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/soraya-chemaly…

Because those people don't even think it's worth commenting. I saw the photo and thought "They are probably just hanging out like teenagers do." Why the fuck would I bother to comment that for you to read? I was trying to save you some time. You're welcome.

But YOU are the one sexualizing the young girl in this situation.

That's just what they want you to think.

CHOCOLATE GAME?!

WHAT THE FUCK.

Because why the fuck not.

Um, yeah, but that's not Usher though...

There's a couple scenes that feel really forced, like they're included just for the naysayers, but they feel so forced that they feel fake. There's also this long montage near the end of a shadowy/vague/ black white pregnant body, but at no point do you see her face. It's like what? Just show the face once and we will…