I have the black milk Hallows swimsuit and it is the bessstttt. Buy the leggings AND the jacket, you deserve it.

"If you were a bat, could you keep your eye on the ball?"

Is this new?^

His name is Roberto and he has a mustache. This seems super normal to me and I have never once questioned it. I can't even think of another non-living object that I own that has a name, just Roberto, because he is worth it.

If you want really cheap, I have like 3 of these (just the MATTE colors) and I am OBSESSEDDDDDDD:

Pffbbbttttttt.

I feel like that's the case for 80% of us reading.

You have no idea how many times I have explained this exact moment to all my friends who have no awareness of Audra or have never thought about watching the Tonys. SHE DROPPED THE MIC AND THEN THE TONYS WERE OVER. CURTAIN. ETC. THE END.

HOW DID I GO FROM OUT OF THE GREY AND THEN BACK AFTER AN HOUR? I just do not understand the algorithm, try as I might.

*host Scott Aukerman's

I do not understand how this made it out of the gray. What in the algorithm...

It's because Kate is one of the best impressionist they've ever had. LOVE HER. Her Bieber, Ellen, Jane Lynch, etc. etc. Her and Jay Pharoah have everything covered except for most white men, but I don't think we need any more caricatures of white men, they do a just fine job of that on their own.

But it's not her baby? She's a photographer/papercraft animator and borrowed the baby. I should hope she is looking to get "attention," that would be, like, part of her job?

Have we talked about how this is Mary-Kate's engagement ring?

Is it possible to use this piece as the new guideline for posts on Jezebel?

I met Robin Williams once. I gave him an unsolicited hug. He was weirded out, but I literally could not help myself from doing it. ROBIN WILLIAMS.

Yes! Came in here to say the exact same thing! The $100 wedding dres is by no means a new thing, I get emails all the time from Modcloth reminding me of this. Shop Ruche is another one. Hell, even David's Bridal has a handful of dresses under $100. The concept that wedding dresses are expensive is very much in…

I read somewhere that she tripped over a small plastic road cone that was the color of her gigantic ballgown. The red carpet was a camouflage obstacle course.

It's a 15 second clip, in which a slow motion Don Draper takes a single step off a plane stairway as he adjusts a hat upon his head. I am not being hyperbolic in the least.