bologneseplease
bologneseplease
bologneseplease

GIVE IT TO ME. I MUST HAVE.

Because I am an adult who never stopped watching cartoons.

That Mayim Bialik photo is everything today. I needed that, I really did.

Jezebel Secrets™: I own his 2-disc live CD & tour DVD. He comes off really very sweet and charming on the DVD. I used to watch it whenever I was sick in college. He seems like he genuinely likes writing and creating the music that he makes, not trying to be famous or rich. I think thats sew kewt.

I like where you're going with this. I was imaginging some kind of culty, hill-billy, rural, village-y thhingg. I have a very fuzzy picture. But there's lots of bad teeth and people eating and worshiping.

Yes! I have never found a jumpsuit worth buying, although I am open to the idea. This is perfection. Can we get a search party going? Anyone? Little help!

I'm not normally a brow person because I prefer not to lust for things I will never have (eyebrow-challenged; sparse, thin, light colored hairs). But I am suddenly struck with overwhelming brow-jealousy. If I could have eyebrows, I would need to have hers.

This year I was hero, Tina Blecher:

I think the execution of the costumes is what really sells it. One of girls is Scott, and Honey Boo Boo went as Kris, and Mama went as Kim. Had those three been different it just wouldn't have been as amazing. LOVE THEM.

Aaron Samuels teaches indoor cycling in LA... I feel like maybe I need to start working out. I hear cycling is a great way to do that...

Can you do it in 30 minutes?

48 doesn't really seem like a lot for a "player." Right? It's more than most people, but not nearly worth bragging about and repeating.

Haha. I like your commitment. You're alright, kid.

But it's a dragon! Dragons are cool, right? Game of Thrones and all that?

Guys. Trader Joe's makes their own version, same price, slightly different flavor, no preservatives. Recipes are too much work.

What's are the other beauty/fashion/celebrity gossip magazines that featured Malala Yousafzai? OH WAIT THERE ARE NONE.

Someday there will be a Jezebel website where the commenters allow women to be imperfect but admirable.

I LOVE everything she said here. She gets so much shit from everyone, but she does actually have some great things to say. I am not a hug fan of her music, but I do sing along when it's on the radio, but I don't really follow her. I notice we all jump on the she is "trying to hard" bus, but isn't that so much better…

THEY HAVE SIGNS!!! I am done. I'm going home to curl up on the couch and watch Sandra Bullock movies. This was all too much for me.