I know I am not the only one who is curious to read the lyrics and wax all poetic for the rest of this Monday afternoon:

You just inadvertently threw such shade at yourself.

YES WHY IS RIRI SO MUCH MORE FAMOUS (answer: money)

It would be much weirder if you assumed it wasn't a publicity stunt.

I've read four unauthorized biographies of Smith's life, watched every episode of her E! reality show, along with every weight-loss special or unflattering documentary the channel ever aired, and created my own personal DVD catalog of Smith's Entertainment Tonight and The Insiderappearances.

OoooOOOOoo these are some damn GEMS

CAN WE GET THIS IN IT'S OWN SPONSORED POST! Letter writing party!

Uh. By that logic we shouldn't adopt any dog from an animal shelter that has an unknown history. Or maybe you would agree to that too. Which would make me really sad.

I NEED MORE FOOTAGE OF THIS. HHHAAAAAALLLLPPP. MY HORMONES. THEY NEED.

::changes all screennames to "vagely racist rainbow cat"::

I really hope I am not the only one who LOLed so hard at this.

Yo. It's Carell with one R, not two.

How in the serious fuck do you find so many gems?! :applause::

Oh yeah, my bf hates all kinds of shit I do, and I rarely give any fucks. But as much as I have a right to do whatever I want, he has a right to his opinion. And it works both ways, like how I LOLed when he bleached his hair after seeing "The Place Between the Pines." I mean, there are way worst celebrities for him…

I came here to laugh, judge and say UGH NO to wearing anything on my head. But then I saw that flower crown and now I am on Etsy and now I am wondering how much my bf will hate my new flower crown and now guessing how many fucks will I give about that. (The answer is none. 0 fucks will be given in my new flower crown.)

PS Fuck you, you presumptuous, condescending bitch

Again. The pick-up community isn't about being domineering, you have been misinformed. Clearly this kickstarter/book in question is fucking creepy and offensive as all hell, but NO , not all pick up instruction is about being dominant. Much of it is about social skills, group dynamics, psychology, confidence and…

(I am a woman and) I found The Game to be extremely entertaining and occasionally enlightening.

Maybe if we stop clicking on headlines about the Kardasians, they will stop happening? Can we all sign a petition? Can you stay strong and not give into your morbid , sick fascination? Guys, let's do this. We keep Komplaining about over saturation of Kardasian Koverage, but we are the problem. We are the Klickers. NO…

These are so much better than that Yahoo article posted a couple months ago that was so offensive and contradictory and we all lost our shit just trying to process it's existence. Real (nerdy) boys with real complaints.