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This. Stealing this.

OH CUTE— it looks like she is Lindy West's teen years BFF! Adorbz. My dream brunch is coming together.

Yes! They need to get her writing all the fun legalese stuff. Reminds me of Caity's fashion coverage (which is THE BEST.) Esp: "They did this because they don't want your darling lesbian aunties in flowing silk pantsuits to exchange topaz jewelry in the desert."

Ugh, yes! What she said. I am so terrible at articulating it, but this is been my life since I was a pre-teen.

Puppy hugs are the best!!!! Human hugs have lost a little bit of meaning since I discovered puppy hugs.

Yes! I will read all of them. People don't talk about dogs enough— I had no idea exactly how rewarding dog ownership was until I got my first dog and experienced it myself.

My dog, Professor Milhouse Hambone, is my first dog ever. I wasn't really into dogs until a couple of years ago (cat lady 4 lyfe). I became obsessed with dogs like a 9-year old girl likes dogs after doing a book report on the subject. But I couldn't have one because the usual 1) cant afford it 2) full time job 3) I

Even in a story about dogs and dog ownership, she manages to talk about her vagina. "Currently, my refrigerator contains old yogurt, old vinegar, and whatever kind of medicines you’re told to keep cold (usually prescribed for your vagina)."

:slow clap:

Why is everyone insistent on only posting their own personal hang-ups of how particular words and phrases make them feel. Just because a word evokes an emotion in you does not mean it effects other people in the same way. You are being silly and petty and should focus on the bigger picture and decide what the actions

I would agree in that I am attracted to both when I see them in movies but and I am just sort of meh... about them in photos. I don't know if that makes sense... but I confuse them in concept and conversation but not in pictures?

WHAT THE FUCK. I am the BEST at recognizing actors and you just blew my mind. I saw Prometheus and seriously thought (KNEW!) it was Tom Hardy. Ugh my brain hurts. I don't know anything about the world now.

Those fucking rompers. I was under the impression that it got cold in NYC. Not in LD's world— it's always romper season.

YESSSSSS. A million times yes. Everything yes.

Yes, but like the Ryan Lochte we wish we could of had...

I'm sorry but everyone needs to stop taking things so seriously. This piece is HILARIOUS if you just take it lightly and not turn it into some epic debate. People are piling on and criticizing Girls, and Seinfeld is often called one of the greatest TV shows of all Time. That's the joke, guys.

here you go

AGREED. I actually had the fortune of meeting him a couple times through my old job and he is as adorable and dorky as you can imagine. LOVE HIM. I can't even name one of his songs though.

ADVENTURE TIME.

a schnauzer mix won MVP, duh. .check yo facts.