What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Very true. It still is a bit jarring that Rodgers took less guaranteed money than Timofey Mozgov.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Huh. And I thought I was getting hard to surprise on the internet.

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

Oh yes, this turkey is more than a little dry.

For years I begged you guys to cover the Red Wings. Begged you. The magic of Datsyuk. The playoff streak. The back-from-3-0-that-wasn’t in 2011, featuring Filppula’s game 6 goal, my favorite as a fan including all the Cup winners. Now, here it is. All the Red Wings coverage I could ask for. “The Dynasty that Ate…

It depends.

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

I didn’t realize how much I’ve missed Jaguars Junction in my life until it was back!

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

“You’re telling me!”

Damn straight they would.

I think Andy Kaufman is undisputed number one. Technically not a part of the WWF/WWE “timeline” but his feud with Jerry Lawler and the entire city of Memphis is unparalleled.

Good choices. I liked Macho Man’s heel work (“Jealous eyes, Hulk Hogan, You’ve got JEALOUS EYES.”) Piper, obviously. More Recently, as I’ve gotten into wrestling again, Paul Heyman is reminding everyone why the ECW was, at the very least, a compelling car wreck.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

Years of “stranger danger” have worked too well - people with kids don’t want anything from their neighbors except to stay the hell away from their kids.

A reminder that the Melee scene is hot garbage and needy as all get out.