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It depends.

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

I didn’t realize how much I’ve missed Jaguars Junction in my life until it was back!

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

“You’re telling me!”

Honestly, io9 died when Charlie Jane Anders left.

Damn straight they would.

I think Andy Kaufman is undisputed number one. Technically not a part of the WWF/WWE “timeline” but his feud with Jerry Lawler and the entire city of Memphis is unparalleled.

Good choices. I liked Macho Man’s heel work (“Jealous eyes, Hulk Hogan, You’ve got JEALOUS EYES.”) Piper, obviously. More Recently, as I’ve gotten into wrestling again, Paul Heyman is reminding everyone why the ECW was, at the very least, a compelling car wreck.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

Years of “stranger danger” have worked too well - people with kids don’t want anything from their neighbors except to stay the hell away from their kids.

The merits of an argument have dick to do with whether or not it is “interesting.”

Console makers should do more to keep history alive and in print, and allow players to have legal access to as many games as is feasible on modern-day hardware

Would it be good for Smash as an e-sport if Nintendo pushed it? Maybe. Probably. Nintendo has no experience with e-sports though. They are obsessively controlling of their properties, though. If they really dove in to the smash pro scene I think the current smash scene would be scrapped. It would be transformed into

A reminder that the Melee scene is hot garbage and needy as all get out.

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But are you really ready for some football?

Now I’m imagining a scenario in which Carmelo makes a WWF-style entrance in Game 4:

I could watch Lebron lose by 20 3 times a week for the rest of my life.

That’s pretty good, but I preferred back when we had these synced to indie music...