I mean, make them apologize, or disqualify them, but both? Fuck that noise. I’d be back on my snapchat with a thousand flipped birds. Crying until the league gifts you a tournament advancement is horseshit, especially since it wouldn’t have happened say, if an ump had made an obviously bad call that cost someone a…

Haha nah I hope you and your friend Halle Berry have a great weekend tho

She was accused of it a lot, but she denies it to this day, even though she couldn’t remember how many people she might have injured, and even though sober people don’t typically drive away from accidents and not turn themselves in for hours and hours.

If I once ran someone over under the influence then fled the scene, I probably would not performatively chug liquor. Just how I was raised, I guess.

At some point someone’s going to start a text-only sports site and get every good writer in the biz. It’s unbelievable how much this is happening in such a brief period.

He was Detroit’s QB2 last season. Like... after 2008, Detroit paid him to come back. Stafford played through dislocated fingers to keep that knob off the field.

This trade really makes me wonder if Avila is long for this organization. JD is an awesome hitter, a fan favorite, and they couldn’t even get someone’s top 10 prospect out of the deal? We picked up a bunch of shortstops when that’s an area we’re actually pretty deep? At some point will anyone tell the club it was…

Really more of a genital reveal at that age, and I’m not going to that kind of party.

Resident of North Minneapolis here. This sucks, but after Jamar Clark and Philando Castile, everyone with half a brain knew it was a matter of time before this shit started affecting white people. There’s no accountability. The dude who shot Philando got a buyout. The message for a while has been clear: Minnesota cops…

Fucking Armageddon, and I know it shows what a rube I am, but when Ben Affleck gives Billy Bob Thornton’s hobbled ass that NASA patch from Bruce Willis’ uniform, I lose it.

“This very excellent pan can be kind of a pain if you don’t know how to take care of it! Use this other, less excellent, pan instead! It can also be kind of a pain if you don’t know how to take care of it!”

Ive seen way more boring “lawl so random” chaotic evil characters in d&d than boring lawful goods. No matter what your alignment, if youre creative you make interesting characters.

I don’t get the “enough with how hot she is!” beef, because it’s literally mentioned twice in the entire movie (while teen liz was ogled over so much I felt uncomfortable).

Its totally good for a kid. The film mostly trades that intense WW1 scene for an intense scene of quiet threats between the bad guy and good guy (I mean this in the best way, it’s excellent). For the rest of the two hours its candy-colored fun that never raises the stakes too high or lets anyone get too mopey (again,…

Explain how shorts are functionally different from a sleeveless vest, i’ll wait oh no nevermind youstill have no point and have terrible grammar to

yes this is why we should burn tank tops and shorts and t-shirts and underpants and oh wait no you dont have a point

Though you are right, the problem is once you elect a baldly ambitious asshole to be in charge, you more or less have to live with their decisions, since the only motivation for them to do right by you is if they want or need your vote again. Since Christie does not have a prayer of re-election and his prospects in…

This is the correct take. He knows his days are numbered, at this point he’s just letting everyone know they can kiss his ass on his way out. I respect the pettiness, if not the man himself.

Why is my man wearing his fleece in Florida? did it get down to 65?

I mean, I guess they could’ve brought in someone else to play her very memorable character, whats her name, but why bother when they can just shuffle her off to be with Han in the afterlife?