mine wanders the same way my suits shrink in the closet

In his defense, he only said he had a full head of hair. He didn’t say he brought it with him.

Even if I’m not gay should I keeping sucking cock and enjoying life?

Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

this is gizmodo, where everyone lives in the city and is a freelancer

What Stalin did seventy years ago is still affecting people to this day even if it doesn’t affect you.

Ha, yeah, I’m not super surprised. Not everyone likes gallows humor. But like...why come down here to the comments section? To talk in hushed and serious tones about how fucked this all is? To lament our nation’s continued startling inaction on gun control? To express thoughts and prayers?

Sociopathic? Jesus, it’s called gallows humor. There are different kinds of humor. This is just one of them. And this is rich coming from someone who has STALIN DRESSED AS MARIO AS THEIR ICON. Stalin murdered millions and terrorized even more. But you think it’s funny that he is dressed as a video character. You have…

Perhaps you are right. We both certainly feel similar regarding this tragedy. The initial comment set me off and I chose to channel my despair into anger. But I shouldn’t go off attacking everyone else who is feeling as heartbroken as I am. The truth is when I was a child my father planned to carry out a similar…

Honesty, just let it go if you’re offended. It’s a joke, laugh or leave it be. The worse part about hearing about a tragedy are the people who are more offended about the reaction to rather than the actual tragedy.

Jeez, the responses you are getting?!? Times like this, I really miss Gawker.

I am in no way apathetic

Don’t listen to the pearl clutchers. That was gold.

I feel okay about it. Everything is fucked, why shouldn’t my sense of humor be fucked?

Well let’s just pop those bad boys off and see what we’re dealing with.

At least she said she was “honored,” not “humbled.” The latter drives me crazy.

Yeah, those “join the conversation” posters were some really offensive bullshit given the real issues right now and the risks protesters are taking to make them known.

Twitter tantrum incoming in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

With the way Trump is going to war with chunks of his own party, he may not be as safe as he was even two weeks ago.

This new government is really starting to hit my wallet. Gotta donate to Planner Parenthood, gotta donate to meals on wheels, gotta get a VPN...

This new government is really starting to hit my wallet. Gotta donate to Planner Parenthood, gotta donate to meals…