*puts on his coat and leaves*

Mr. Bungle was one of my favorite bands in high school, and now I just appreciate anything that dude touches.

I love this manufacturer. There is no better choice on the entire physical spectrum when it comes to quality intersecting with value smashing into great customer service.

I love this manufacturer. There is no better choice on the entire physical spectrum when it comes to quality…

Neither does cheating on your wife if you never tell her, but you’ll know.

My Witcher ain’t got time for booty. There’s Gwent to be played. Unless “her way” is a nice game of Gwent. I’ve got time for that. She doesn’t want to play Gwent, does she?

Also Oswald killed Kennedy, Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare, 9/11 was not an inside job, the UFO at Roswell was just a spy satellite, and the Queen of England is not a lizard person. Just thought I should get that off the table before the crazy people show up.

Does the dogshit do the Hotline Bling dance? Important part of the decision.

I would be all over that. Also, removable head, so I can pose with either Helmet or Head on.

Alternative Destiny sales method: you pay $190 for a mystery box, which could contain one of these figures. Or it could contain an old newspaper and piece of dog shit.

Bungie *used* to do that with Halo waaaay back in the day. They actually had a specific forum set aside for people who received the banhammer to fight the fact they got it. They could post their info and say what happened to them was unfair, and the Bungie employee in charge of that thread would publicly reply with…

This tiny but tough feminist cat rules the house, all six or seven pounds of her:

Clickbait headlines being gawker’s trademark? LMAO, I think you mean any periodical ever. All Newspapers, Magazines, News Broadcasts, Websites and anywhere else you can read or watch articles have been doing this since their inception. Clickbait and headline are synonyms.

Theo would love to get to know you better. He’s happy to hear all about feminism, as long as you feed him first. He’d totally contribute equally in the kitchen, except all the food is stored too high.

And the other people had been living their lives for years with loves, relationships, connections, hopes, and dreams—and all that was taken from them. So that’s less tragic than a kid?

I have wished more than once that victims of these sorts of attacks in Muslim-majority countries would get the same coverage that we give to victims of domestic terror attacks. Show us their pictures. Tell us their names and their stories. Let us cry over these murdered children the way we cried over the murdered…

Didn’t take long for “That Guy” to show up

NY subway escalators give me tons of practice letting go of inner rage. Seriously. I specifically pick a few patience related mantras to work on before visiting. If I lived in NY, I’d be the most chill person ever.

I work in a major city, I walk with a cane, and I need to hold the escalator with my right hand, so I need to stand on the right. I’be been on the receiving end of that brand of “excuse me” on a daily basis for years, most often by people who never look back to see who they’re shaming.

You don’t think you missed your connecting flight because your first flight was either delayed on departure from the origin or arrival at the connection?

They need to make a PSA so AHoles don’t blast their music on the train. We all don’t want to hear your jams.