I don’t understand why people are starring this and patting you on that back. The first description of a Camry as an appliance is probably older than you. You’re regurgitating a paragraph that has literally been written thousands of times over in the automotive world.

SMART Car —

I judge people primarily on their reason for buying their car. I look for faulty logic, level of research and thought, and personal taste. It’s OK for them to have a different opinion, it’s not OK for them to be flat out wrong.

Well, the inside of my car is always spotless, but being a black car, the outside is always dirty. Perpetually dirty. Like within an hour of washing it. Don’t buy a black car.

I thought that was her best song in years.

I’m in an open office too and it’s noisy as hell and keeps me from being more productive.

Nope. He became the first player to have the most points, rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals for either team in an NBA Playoffs series. And for Skip’s tweet, here are the stats for LeBron and Kyrie for the last four games of the series:

I’m going to go with South Africa, as that’s where the vast majority of the Zulu people currently reside. They deserve commemorative Warrior apparel, after all.

What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

SVP, now my favorite anchor for going scorched earth on Skip.

Skip is huddled in a corner with his troll juice.

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!…

Am i wrong but ,, IT WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN ,, that killed the people in Orlando ...

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.

Okay, I didn’t make this, so it isn’t eligible for submission, but I thought it might help punctuate the competitive overtone here.

Linus is pissed.

What a performance!