Um, a “V2" model? From a German car company?

He couldn’t out-German the Germans, but maybe he can take VW down market and out-Korean the Americans.

Joule thief!

oh.. how you underestimate the stupidity of the American people.  Trump has a chance to get re-elected, Trump JR and Ivanka both have a chance to win a presidency.  I do not take any of this for granted.  We have seen just how racist, uneducated and delusional conservative America is these last two years. 

How long before they create an app for kids to hail a windowless van that offers free candy?

This is the type of guy that sees the blinking hand countdown and continues to drive slow as shit preventing three more cars making a yellow. Or the type of guy that won’t pull up so I can squeeze by to get into the turn lane and make a green arrow. Or the type of guy that will be at a red light in the right lane and…

Stanced cars are the face tattoo of the motoring world.

I dunno.  I think plenty of people would have dropped this kind of money on this kind of Kia if it came in a manual.

Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

Front loading washer.

First off, this man deserves whatever the fuck he wants. Thank you sir for your sacrifice.

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

It has a flat plane crank, giving it an OUTSTANDING engine note.

And somehow thousands of cars will ship with the same number, regardless of power, and Audi won’t know why.

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

...release a traitor from prison...

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

That SUV is whiter than a dinner party at Mar A Lago!