Check out these highly successful MB motivated supercars:

Bets it was Ferrari being douchecanoes as usual?

500 Abarth and an 82 Corvette CE

I started dating this guy who loved cars and his family owned a lot. The kid said he’d had a Corvette when he was 18, that sort of thing. But he was a pretty cool guy so he stuck around in my life. Eventually he asked me to marry him and I knew I could either choose to learn about cars or be bored for the rest of my…

my dad’s car, and

and peeling away from the scene.

Did it look something like this?

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Because you, as an American, would rather spend more money on a crossover that offers the same practicality while also offering worse economy/performance/handling.

I dig the clean nothingness. Wish the screen were a lot smaller, but nobody shares that worldview haha.

You need to untrain your brain. The future has no need for antiquated throwbacks. Grills here are like those ridiculous vynil roof covers idiots put on Buicks and ghetto rides to look like cars with retractable roofs of the 20s, totally pointless, just like putting a grill on an electric car.

“Too young to go” - if you watched the video, there’s a funny bit about that.

I’m sure both guys would find the title to be absolutely hilarious and totally appropriate.

there’s no need to sell your less vital organs

This has to be the most random information provided on this lol. “How long until the Apple Car?” Oh I think 4-5 years. “How much will it cost?” Oh I would say... probably... ya know.... what.?.?.? 65-75k... sure. Perfect we have an article!!! this is factual information.

An odd time to crave pancakes...

“congratulations...” in the end is the perfect touch of Russian snark.

the model S is a Sedan..... Not a coupe.. "doused the roof of the coupe with premium gasoline" Still funny though