I thought it read ASSHAT HOLIDAY TRUFFLES. My bad.

So, not only coolest and best-looking of the three, but also rarest.

I drive nice cars using my imagination all the time!

It’s vacuum cleaner design, inside out.

It’s hard to say which this car is more: vulgar or ugly.

All of this post-review truth bursting out — must have been a torture not to make fun of this car with the courteous owner behind you. I’m guessing it was like holding a fart!

People managed to tame nuclear power and engines with controlled explosions. Making some electricity safe is all doable. Not gonna be held back by some volts.

6:25 Oh no! You got some free-ranging Ballabans there!

Our only slim hope is that the stancing culture will completely take over and 707hp Hellcats won’t be able to transfer any of that power to the road effectively.

It’s getting funny how Nissan manages to uglify every type of car they lay their hands on.

The name of the article... pure gold.

Looks good, right? Wait til you see the back.

This wasn’t interesting to me.

It looks so 2005.

I think it’s a Zenvo, they burned two of these in one show if I remember correctly...

To me, a minivan (2-series GranTourer) is what definitely hurts brand image. Seriously uncool. FWD 1-series is tolerable.

I guess FWD 1-series and X1 are okay, if they really have to do it, but a minivan? Those lose market share even in Europe. The shape is utterly uncool.

FWD platform = short axle-to-dash, large overhang.

Except that it won’t be RWD because this is old platform, as is the 2-series.

Yes I know we got a few problems here in Russia. But it’s nothing compared to the awfulness of your mandatory front bumper reflectors!