Most of the balloons are filled with shaving cream. One of them contains an orange flag. Grab that flag and you get your contract bought out and exiled to the G League.

Better than Kaught Kardashian, I guess.

+1 stranger

He’s a meta-human who can dunk so hard that it renders his arm useless for 10 minutes, but avoids any lasting damage.

I liked the way people on Twitter kept going “You know, if you don’t count all the possessions where he was terrible, Rose is having a pretty good game!”

It’s the NBA, so: Twitter emojis.

Welcome to the “James Harden is the least-watchable star in the NBA” club! We all hate his game, too. Thanks for joining!

When he’s doing bullshit like this, there isn’t anything you can do. That’s why he’s so good and also why he’s the fucking worst.

I found this last night after some wine. I may have cried a bit. I definitely watched it three times. Hearing Laverne Cox’s voice say those lines was amazing.

I was just watching this before I logged in. A wonderful way to start the day, especially on such a solomn anniversary (50 yrs since Dr. King was assassinated today).

Thanks Boston!

Thanks Boston!

5-0. OKC + 4 road games on the west coast. All with most of the starting line up out.

I’m a Celtics homer, but even I know Dwayne Casey is coach of the year.

Roger Goodell fines him $50,000 anyway.

I rarely drink and never open a tab, so I tip $1 per basic drink, $2 for mixed drinks. I like your ideas, though.

Even updated more recently:

when he comes back and when lebron signs and when my wife comes back the sixers will be nba champions

The worst scam is the CEO who selflessly proclaims s/he will only take a 1 dollar salary during the belt tightening, never mentioning the stock options and bonuses they get. Really the base salary is the smallest part of their compensation.

Fam,