he actually had very high personal standards for quality control, (for gravy in particular)

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

When do I get an apology for “Who’s Now”

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

The only thing I got out of this article is the fact that you blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

“Robert R. “Bobby W.” Wasikowski, of Parma, Ohio, was a very kind and generous man - always helping those less fortunate. He truly enjoyed helping people in their time of need. He was an active member of the American Legion Post 703 in Parma and spent most of his free time with his friends at the Post and attended…

I’m sure Preston and Steve felt awful about the whole thing, even though there was not much they could do. They are a good bunch. I used to podcast their show when I had a longer commute.

I heard the radio interview on my way to work in the morning. Apparently they had a brand new fire extinguisher in the helicopter, but couldn’t get it to work.

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

Honestly thought this was about incontinence and Depends. V disappointed

Am i still allowed to hate Curt Schilling?

If I were him I’d go to the worst team in the CFL (The Saskatoon Snow Ferrets? The Halifax Poutines?) and offer to play for free. Go out there secure in the knowledge that only like 20 people are watching you on any given Sunday (Saturday? Wednesday?) and that the worst thing that could possibly happen to you if you…

That’s quite an honor, I’ll wear it with pride. #FuckTheBeach

I’m not a kid anymore, summer is just the time of year when I arrive at work sweaty as hell.

Summer is mosquitoes, sun burns and people pretending that getting sand in your ass crack next to some fat guy in a speedo is somehow a fun thing. Summer is reapplying sunscreen every five minutes to five kids before saying fuck it and reminding yourself to grab some aloe on the five hour drive back from some shitty…

Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??”

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”