This is JC. He plays this character for comedy and to elicit exactly the type of reaction here in your article. These types of reactions are the real comedy.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

That’s just how a Scarlet Knight celebrates after he has just scored.

It’s about as well reasoned as your “learn to code” bullshit

When will this trope end? Expensive cars always demographic to older buyers. Kids in their 20's don’t have money for them. I was pumped in my 20s to afford a Solstice GXP (31k at the time). I still cant justify a Vette and our household income is Porsche territory now. Life gets in the way far too much to spend 80k on…

A majority of the people ordering the new Corvette are people under 40. It’s a shame that some of you are so immature that you actually post crap like that here.

STFU

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

*Scale 1D, z-axis, 1.35x, enter

dear penthouse

And then you woke up, right?

+1 No, no you didn’t...

So, he did do his research. But way to be an asshole on day whatever the fuck.

If there is a Back to the Future remake, I’m going to burn down Hollywood. 

lol

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So you’re that guy.

The email to the Mail also claimed that the tool would not work for cars that had over 311 miles/500 kilometers.

The... Sequoia?

Alas. That there’s a car you can sell for way too much money. And just wait, in a few more years it’s going to get even worse/better for people trying to buy/sell them.