I thought she was kinda charming in Piranha 3D, outside of just looking very good naked. Movie kinda lost me when they killed her character.

KRYSTEN RITTER BACK ON TV!

And yet cable channels are doing okay, is the weird thing. If networks collapse they'll probably do so first, the cable channels can sustain themselves for a bit longer.

Network TV is in a bad spot right now. Some are predicting the demise of that model altogether in not-too-long-from-now, which I'm not sure of, but there's been a pretty catastrophic collapse in ratings for almost everything apart from a few dominant hits.

I wonder how long it's going to take ABC to figure out that moving shows around the schedule seemingly at random does not help their ratings.

All cheerleaders die; not every cheerleader truly lives.

I've dusted off the Gamecube and started getting into X-Men Legends II: Apocalypse, which before I'd only gotten to Act I of. X-Men Legends is just great, and this uses the same mechanics- the Action RPG approach captures the feel of the comics pretty well in that everything quickly becomes a chaotic whirlwind of…

Okay I want to find the NBC executive who decided "The Castavets need to be sexy". We need names.

Do anarchic comedies require strong character definition?

What's On Tonight should watch its mouth. Mars Attacks! fucking rules.

Is it me or are seasons wrapping up just a little earlier than usual? What's Fox planning to do with that time slot for the rest of May sweeps?

Still, I'm finally allowed to buy health insurance now.

Well, he'd have to fully secure the title first, maybe sire a non-insane heir.

You know, so far Littlefinger has shown excellent political acumen, but right now he's basically banking on the continued trust and good will of two clearly insane people. It's like there's a 50% chance she'll try and stab him the next time he enters the room.

The "Perky Patty" playset is a reference to Philip K. Dick and The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. Nice job.

I dunno, how much does that stuff run? If nothing else her going through all the steps to get artificially inseminated might catch Mason's attention.

Artificial insemination costs money, though. Boning disturbed FBI investigators is free.

Oh, the promo does open up that possibility.

I sort of like the Matrix sequels as films in themselves, but they do kinda fail to pay off what the first film sets up. They're not satisfying in that way and they have quite a few flaws.

Cece was already prepared to bust some punks. I do love it when her "best friend"/mother hen mode kicks in.