If I see one more person talk about Don Draper as a masculine paragon I'm going to murder a puppy. The entire point of the character of Don Draper is that he is an empty shell of a human being. Trying to be a "Man's Man" has left him hollow and dead inside, with no family, love, or meaningful connection.

Wow, ballsy, considering that this show was 'sponsored content' not a day or two ago.

I'm just happy the stupid ads are no longer taking over Jezebel.

Seconded! Also, for the record, the American Catholic League isn't even a real thing. It's just Bill Donohue's own personal soap box that exists so he can send out absurd and blatantly fear mongering emails based on half truths or complete lies. It is in no way supported by the actual Catholic Church or any sane…

How about I just balance, upright, with no leaning? That's hard enough. And how about you stop calling me "girl?"

I might even be the person that it is the night of and oh it is raining and I have to take the bus. Now it is sleeting out so I don't decide to go or I decide I'll go later when the weather dies down.

Or what if you planned to just stop by for an hour and 50 minutes in the surprise wedding suddenly kicks off? Can you safely sneak your ass out of a surprise wedding?

You're literally the first person ever in the world to make that joke.

The notion that only parents help raise children is endemic to industrial middle-class society. The notion that older siblings and extended family help raise children is not terribly uncommon outside of our Western industrial paradigm.

If you want to get married at what you said was your birthday party, I guess that's fine by me.

Even the God stuff was mostly good. I'm an atheist, but if I translate it out of religionspeak, I get messages like:

Look, I'm an atheist - and someone that is an atheist after being brought up in a crazy hyper religious home with seven kids.

The Beyonce Transitive Rule of Feminist Theory has just been born.

I admit I didn't read it in depth — I can only take so much talk about God — but I thought this was a nice piece? As strongly as I disagree with her on religion and birth control, I agree:

and finally

Body shaming: only ok when it's someone whose beliefs you don't agree with. Sorry, Duggar!

This is so unbelievably, unnecessarily rude. I don't believe in God, either, but that doesn't make it okay to imply that other people are mindless sheep because they do.

Why, Jezebel? Seriously, fuck you. Disagree with her all you want, I certainly do, but for a site that claims to support body positivity you are a bunch of hypocrites. Good for her for feeling good about herself. This article just makes you look petty and sad, which is happening more and more often on here.