Someone should make a list of all the bands/albums that have gotten an F grade. I'm interested to see who or what they are.

Actually, if anything, my life has been more like a combination of Zardoz and Island of Dr. Moreau. Good heavens, do I love me some one-piece man-kini and holster action while on my island of quasi-animal offspring whom I abuse heavily. Yes, those were the days… I'll call it Sex in the City III: The Electric…

I believe American Psycho II owes me some money? If I had a dollar for every time I ran down females with a chainsaw in a hotel corridor…

I'm sorry about getting you wrong, I see we have a thing or two mentally in common about above mentioned douches, nice use of snark as well in that comment. So, comment much appreciated. Keep up the good work.

Someone please find out. Because that clip is beautifully absurd.

Don't talk smack on big band music. People's father's fathers were made to those. Granted, they would have to stop periodically to re-tune the radio frequency, but still, love was made.

I wish Scarlett Johansson were involved. I'd really like to see a good Babeality. amirite?!

"Mr. Ruffalo, please quit trying to shit yourself, it's really upsetting Mr. Downey Jr." -Likely overheard at The Avengers photo shoot

Pensive, Hypersexual Eyebrows: The Motion Picture. A.K.A The Cosplay Glamor Shot Experiment.

In all fairness, Remission is much better than The Hunter is at being my go to for when I want to rock out while killing hookers and pedestrians on GTA: Vice City.

A handshake is to be given to you sir, touché. I must now say that it isn't all-time bad, it was just pretty bad and I over-reacted. Thus my C- rating.

This really sounds like a group of kids trying to make fun of their local homeless guy's ramblings by recording him talking and setting it to music by a Metallica tribute band, minus the poorly done Windows Movie Maker-aided music video.

You need a really good profile image, might I suggest:

1) I listen to the classics like Sabbath, Megadeth, Helmet and Alice in Chains as well as newer bands like Neurosis, Job For a Cowboy, Protest The Hero and Mastodon. I'd go in length to outline all of my musical tastes (because i know that there are trolls waiting to feed on my "short-mindedness" in musical taste, and…

also, as an addendum, the musical career of Josh Homme.

Depending on your feel of the just-released The Hunter, and perhaps it might be too soon, but Mastodon? They have had a (excuse the punnery) rock-solid discography.

I listened to some samples of this, and then I had to blow my nose. But imagine my surprise when I discovered, rather horrifically, that I had not blown my nose, but instead my brain had vomited.

Is it better than Crack the Skye or Blood Mountain? Probably not. Is it their most ambitious record? Heck no. Have I listened to it seven times through already? You'd better believe it.

Akon should be "Locked Up" yet again for this taint-stain of a song.

OutKast will have an album out before Dre finishes his stint in "Detox" …and Lady Gaga will surely have a greatest hits out by then also…