Try working for Apple.

One time, I thought my iPhone charging jack wasn’t working and that I was going to have to get it replaced. Then the super nice genius shone his baby LED flashlight in there, and then used a small tool to clean out all the pocket lint that had accumulated in there which was preventing the cord from docking properly.

Not just me then? I have an apple product but I am not an Apple-exclusive user. I cringe when I have to go into the store.

Everyone is so mad in an Apple store that employees always looked shocked, surprised, and blessed when I respond to horrible news with a chipper, “oh okay no problem! Sure!” I don’t do it for them. I’ve been waiting uncountable minutes in this white and chrome hell hole. I do this to entertain myself. Your surprise…

I don’t watch this show but I read boards about it. Because first black bachelorette. I stand by my prediction. Finalist 2 white guys and then she picks one. They will break up and he will be engaged in 2 years to a white woman. Runner up white guy is the new bachelor.

The only contestant from this season she could have chosen to have a real adult relationship with was herself. I really feel like she got the short end of the stick candidate-wise this season.

I’m alternately laughing and gagging.

Def team Eric for Bachelor. No, no to Peter.

The real burn was when Peter’s like, “Go find someone to have a mediocre life with.” God, there was so much realness to the conversation I almost forgot it was TV.

He would’ve strung her along. She chose for herself.

The look on Peter’s face when Rachel said that she and Bryan will have time to have their relationship grow while they are engaged was a all time great moment, definitely didn’t help people who were saying that Rachel wasn’t doing this just to get a ring.

Rachel needs to find an average looking to slightly below average looking successful guy in her area who will thank his lucky stars he found her. She constantly gets friend zoned and dumped because she expects the hot, charming guy every girl wants to go for her. Well, those guys have lots of options and quite frankly…

Idk about her being in love with the table guy, but the table guy is painfully and obviously in love with her. It always makes me think, can’t you get another carpenter so this guy can stop pining for you and find someone available?

Tetanus and termites for that Texas ambience!

“Look at FLOTUS for instance!”

I think they genuinely love and enjoy each other. She’s certainly the more serious of the two, but I think they balance each other well. Her occasional exasperation with him always seems like amused exasperation, not resentful exasperation. That’s my hot take anyway.

Botox Christians. Smile still works extra hard and that’s it.

Prisoner of greed maybe. The show is their moneymaker. If they publicly split, there goes the money. Just like the original Flip or Flop couple. Their relationship flopped in a terrifying way since he went crazy and then the show was cancelled. If he hadn’t threatened to harm her and himself, they probably would have…

You could cut that sexual tension with a knife, and the most hilarious thing is that Chip’s dumb ass doesn’t seem to see it. lol

Tyra needs to give Joanna a few lessons in smizing.