Thats because one oversized clock stands between them at all times.

Yes because she had many high powered wealthy clients.

I didn’t know until this moment how badly I want this to happen.

Wait. Did that actually happen??

That Grey Gardens storyline was amazing...

Role reversal...

the most shocking and least shocking news all at once.

The Real Attic Suites of Divorced and Disenfranchised Housewives.

Ramona must be in her glory (this calls for a new macrame dress!) and Andy Cohen must be sick to his stomach that they aren’t filming and that the reunion is over.

I’ll just leave this here.

oh boy

Melania probably never should have gotten her green card in the first place for other reasons. She violated the terms of her visitor’s visa by stealing modeling jobs from legal residents before actually obtaining her work visa.

Sure, she was a “model” and had an “architecture degree” from a “university.”

I imagine there’s a loophole for trophy wives.

Probably. She had a job and spoke English (in addition to some others). There are a lot of poor Americans who wouldn’t qualify though.

He did? Are we sure he just didn’t accidentally hit “Daughter, Not the Hot One” by mistake?

So I’m not sure who else is in line for worst father of the year besides trump, but when that awards show comes around this guy will definitely be there. He’s not busy, or as busy as he was when the child was born and he can’t pop in for 10 minutes to say hold him and say “Hey, little guy I’m you’re dad. Sorry about…

At first I said it’s going to be like his show but thought in the back of my mind.... there’s no way in hell he would actually be able to get away with that, but then again I thought there’s no way in hell this guy is going to ever be president. It’s all so.... horrible.

This is the best show on television. No doubt. If the were an actual TV series, Trump would finally have at least one positive approval rating.