I can’t stop laughing. It’s all so bonkers!

Well, trumpenhumper did use “boardroom” when he meant Cabinet room... right before he had the weirdest word seizure ever.

Finally, someone who gets it. The Mooch was brought in as a special guest to fire Priebus, that’s all he was budgeted for.

Or an episode of Bravo’s new franchise, Real Politicians of Washington, D.C.

“Yuh fiy-uhd!”

In his mind, running the country is just like the Apprentice, except he thought it would be easier.

Maybe his soon-to-be-ex Deidre will pray for him, hahahahaha. You missed the birth of your son to be with Trump, you numbskull!

I mean, this does make for good TV. I am quite literally at the edge of my seat, primarily because I am terrified about WW3. That’s real visceral fear. The Walking Dead never stressed me out this much!

I feel like it’s “Apprentice in Paradise.”

Directed by David Cronenberg.

It’s better than The apprentice could have ever hoped. This is like heartbreak, anger, and all the LOLs stuffed into a single 24-hour news cycle! A real tragicomedy for the ages.

Beat me to it (I hadn’t scrolled far enough before replying) - she deserves all the respect for getting herself to Washington to vote.

Did that, too. Thanks for the good idea! Good thing I’m off for the summer, it looks like I have some thank-yous to write. I haven’t written any kind of letter or email to a public official since I was seven and I asked the president to please save the whales.

I am sending a third postcard then.

I am sending postcards too. I won’t put my adress in them sicne I hear that those are screened by address and if you are not in that person’s district they may never reach them. I don’t live in Alaska or Maine.

It probably doesn’t help that Trump accidentally Netflixed Scream, and is now convinced by all the “documentaries” he’s been watching that this is a thing.

OMG she’s Nagini.

It’s also interesting to note how the idea of minorities sexing up white women combines with their other views about how non-whites are repulsive subhumans. They never explain quite why oh-so-pure white women would defile themselves by making the beast with two backs with such loathsome creatures.

Little do they know, us dirty immigrants fantasize about 8 hours of sleep and a warm bed to do it on.

Yeah they’re the driving force behind all the really creepy interracial porn you se.