Not to mention:

He. Shat. Himself.

IIRC, I believe Samantha and Joe was a hot tub handy, not full boning in the hot tub, God get your Bachelor Nation facts right!!

Right?? Even in the “private” hook up bedrooms they have cameras!! Drinking + hooking up is the premise of the show ... ughhh I have been looking forward to this since Nick’s season ended, they can’t take it away!!!

I was going to ask if I missed something. Couples have actually had sex on the Bachelor, did this producer miss that memo?

And she opened the episode saying some elitist bullshit about how only people who can’t afford the Hamptons would own a house in the Berkshires?! And then she asked if Heather’s house was the garage?! And then ordered an air conditioner to be delivered to the house because she couldn’t possibly survive without it—and…

“This is like the dirt that was in the woods when I was a child...these are like the sticks...get me a private plane before I curl up into the fetal position!”

remember? That was THE Berkshires weekend, if you ask me. :D

I can’t wait for Sherrod Brown’s next election campaign. When they call me to beg for money, I will remind them that Brown voted to approve this dipshit Carson. And I will tell them that having empty campaign coffers is just a state of mind.

She was spotted wearing pants recently, so maybe more free than she was before. She’s at least in different state than her creepy dad.

Thanks to Jim Bob doing a single term in state office in order to scam lifetime free healthcare for his cult.

They’ve actually improved the curls.

Can confirm she has started wearing pants.

Sort of. She married a minister who played MLB soccer before working for Jesus, so he’s got some worldly experience. Now that she’s a 12 hour drive away from the family, she might start thinking for herself... or just defer to husband Jeremy on all matters.

Is a duggar approved marriage really freedom?

Finally some explanation for why so many of my nightmares involve teeth or hair.

Damn. Their spreading.

Wouldn’t we all :-/

Day drinking. That’s what you’re supposed to do on sundays.

I grew up in a church like this. A woman pastor started having some kind of attack once after church Sunday night. A dozen adults spent hours trying to exorcise the demons with shouting etc. eventually her teenage kids called an ambulance. Turns out they’d been trying to exorcise a kidney stone....

To be fair, if demons were actually a real thing, exorcising them from people’s corporal forms would sound like a pretty bitchin Sunday afternoon.