Only if he says it into a mirror and an apparition doesn’t materialize to kill him.

Obviously that’s an overly photoshopped picture of Harry Connick Jr.

There IS a third one. I nearly fell out of my bed when I saw him on some property brothers show in New Orleans. WHO THE FUCK KNEW??????? Also, please no more property brothers.

He had me until:

If it was filmed in black-and-white and each accused the other of impotence? Yes please.

Who??? Is he the Cooper Manning of the Scott family?

WHO IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOW

I feel like crowning Francis in Series 4 was a recompense for undeservedly crowning Joanne over Holly in Series 2. Francis was the poor man’s Holly. THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID IT.

Oi oi oi. Paul makes damn good bread.

My husband calls him “fat sausage fingers”. I used to watch his bread making show until this nickname was thrown out there. Then everytime that the camera showed him kneading bread, fat sausages came to mind.

I don’t know about you all, but it seems these Rethuglicans are only good at obstructionism and hysteria over email servers.

I love Paul and I don’t get all the hate he gets. Especially when they had the American specials with Mary Barry and the other dude. I wanted to strangle him because he didn’t give her the proper respect she deserves. At least Paul knew there’s no one better than Mary.

Absolutely. Kimberly was my absolute favorite. But I forgive Paul and Mary because the show is awesome.

I was PISSED. I disliked Francis all season and was really pulling for Kimberly.

I’d love an accurate total of the money spent by small government fiscal conservatives telling people which bathroom to piss in.

Is there nothing that the GOP isn’t scared of? I’m surprised that these bills don’t allow some provision to “stand your ground” and shoot someone who you think is dumping out in the “wrong” place.

I think that was the point. But also that Mal was more jealous than slut shaming.

You nailed it. Sucks that they kept the only person the original could’ve done without.

I KNOW!

No, he’s just a doughboy with attitude. Greasy, red faced Fieri will one day drop dead into a vat of hot fat. He has single handedly ruined Food Network for me.