Utah's state motto has been "Grab your dick and double click!" since, oh, 1995.

Woman (me!) gets dumped right before Christmas, spends the $60 set aside for ex's present on a really nice vibrator (originally $80 but on sale—must have been meant to be). Two years later, the vibrator and I are still together. <3 <3 <3

Shitty click bait title, I came expecting

Yup my favourite revenge story was the lady of the local manor who raided her husband's multimillion pound wine cellar and left bottles on all the villagers doorsteps. That my friends is class.

It's weird because that's the same noise you make when your marriage goes down in flames.

Exactly! Once you set the Emotion Bar that high, when something really bad happens....what do you do? Literally explode all over the walls?

"It's not just a difference in the way that we measure things?" Kooiman replied. "Is it not as safe in that part of the world? Because our viewers may be thinking, 'International travel, is it safe? Is it not safe?'"

Part of enjoying sex is unlearning years of shame you are taught to feel about your body and your genitals. I had read this piece one by a bisexual man who said when asked what's the major difference between sleeping with women and sleeping with men and other than the obvious he said that women constantly apologize…

bitch it might, you don't know her fucking life.

Yeah it's interesting - I get the impression that people who fess up to loving reality shows are also watching them because they hate all the participants, so it's not actually any different.

Word. "Hate-watching" is just a way of saying that you're worried about what other people think of you for doing what you like. To which I say, "Grow the fuck up and stop caring. High School is over."

They don't want to admit this is a form of entertainment they enjoy. If it's not your thing you can't be bothered. You watch because you enjoy it. I can't imagine watching a show I hate, or watching a person I can't stand. It's illogical.

My beloved tux, Poindexter. He's got all his teeth and he's not old. He's just your average chubby house meow. He was a pretty sickly kitten though, so I think he's had his share of sads

Well, they did an episode of The IT Crowd where Jen fakes being fluent in Italian... but that's not a movie.

"That's what I love about being in a coma man. I get older but all these high school girls stay the same age."

Like "where ya gonna put yer deuter ona me?"

That happens to me all the time and I just laugh.

I can cuss fairly well, since I was raised in Brooklyn (back when we were a different country) and did a stint in the Navy.