Though in Treadwell's case it really was his fault he got himself, and his girlfriend, eaten by grizzly bears. He didn't deserve it, but it was his fault.

I'm not comparing this to rape btw, just to be clear.

"softening the d"

"softening the d"

"softening the d"

Love Fanon. Nice Reference.

Many Bothans died bringing back this information.

Yeah, like Toronto would know. It's like 5 degrees celsius with no snow today, in January.

Well, casual usage of the word "balkanized" certainly is a microaggression towards people from the Balkans.

You answered your own question:

"Johnny Depp the sex god of every '90s flick worth remembering has never sexted?"

"90s"

Now they can proudly live up to the moniker: bumfuck Alabama.

Wow. Tay is damn hot. This picture does nothing to to discredit rumours that she was designed for glitter and perfection.

But don't you wanna be a billionaire? Like, so fricken badddd? You know, to buy all the things you never had?

Cumming to a theatre near you, heh heh heh.......

As well you should

heh heh heh, I'll tap her potential all right...

Sorry, I'll see myself out. I haven't slept in hours.

"massaging me… oh jeez"

Other than being really shitty writing, what's particularly weird about this?

I don't get why guys are weird about it. My girlfriend bled on me like the second time we had sex. It was like...huh, what's that on my leg, oh, let's clean it up and keep having sex.

you must have a lot of good media and art in your life if that's one of the stupidest things you've ever heard

Yeah, super weird. But this guy obviously has some stuff going on, to put it mildly.