There's always the ever-romantic cum dumpster.

Is that a clam licking its lips? That's a clam licking its lips.

They're great for sex exactly because they're aggressive and primal. They're direct, so there's no mistaking what you mean.

Thank you English Language for your wonderful 4 letter words.

cunt, cock, suck and fuck.

I would never use it in a sexy context but I think strange is a hilarious way to refer to it.

If people are admitting to the sexual nature of some of these events, even in a collective subconscious way, then it might not be a bad way to air these things out. Holocaust, Taliban, and Stalag porn all make sense under this umbrella.

I don't know man, it might not be a bad thing that the overtly sexual nature of the performance of border patrol v. overtly radicalized and feminized others is necessarily a bad thing to have out there. At the very least someone will get a very good thesis out of it.

Pfff, I could make this proposal in MS Paint in like 5 minutes. nbd.

Maybe they're just worried that the politicians and the aristos might be caught in some of these videos, we all know how much the british upper crust likes to be blindfolded and spanked.

wouldn't want to show men being dominated...might send the wrong message.

Chris Benoit.....balls!

ziiiiiiiiiing

the smell of fire and brimstone?

Well yeah that's kind of the point. It matters to him if he was afraid because that changes the experience. Whether the lady did something totally inappropriate isn't in dispute.

are you sure she didn't just put it in his butt?

I wonder if he felt afraid. If he wasn't afraid of the person or what was happening, then the experience is probably different from rape in other contexts. That doesn't undo the trauma of unwanted sexual contact, but it's probably different than being violently restrained. The major difference is that he chose to stay…

Is it really stolen? It's not like there are black performers in Prague who have been doing it for years who have been sidelined by all the white girls doing it. The culture is stolen in the same way that American culture was stolen when the Iron Curtain was still up and rebellious young people appropriated the…

Choke n' Stroke

watch him in the tudors

eugh, gimme a break. The title of this article makes him sound like he favoured putting children in Medieval torture devices.