yeah, lock him up in an incinerator.

Why is it a relief that she was alive? Wouldn't it be less horrible because she didn't have to go through being raped?

ew, what a mofo

I don't get how this guy's a monster. I come from a city that has a high rate of poverty and homelessness. It gets so cold in the winters that sometimes the homeless break into houses just to have a warm place to sleep. Most homeless people are homeless because of mental illness that goes untreated. And since there is…

"controversy attracts clicks": just ask Jezebel.

Kills cockroaches and apparently, softens towels.

Awful, but pretty on the nose. Maybe it's weird to say, but he always gave off that vibe to me. Gave me the heebies.

so many crusty towels

The ones frightened of semen can't be cured. Better to end the relationship and move on.

-_-

what's wrong with Paul Simon?

hah! no, obviously not. Just saying being afraid of his animal side could be pretty debilitating for his sexuality and his views on women. I've always wondered whether his emphasis on intelligence and being consciously gentle is rooted in his fear of animalism. It definitely explains his relationship with Wolverine in…

still tho, some pretty deep seated insecurity issues there. Not to mention a Jekyll and Hyde complex.

I thought the consensus was that straight white males all wanted to marry batman

ahhhhh omg no!

Batman strikes me as the type of guy who yells mommy during climax and cries after sex. Just sayin.

this is so sad :(

corruption is just part of the Italian charm

"....and your little dog too"

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