Was wondering if you’d wend your way to that punchline, not disappointed. You’ve managed to twist the panties of at least one commenter, though, and for that you have earned a star!

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

bringing the franchise out of the dark ages of the 1990s into competitive respectability.

Pretty much every player on the Maryland team is a better athlete/football player than Durkin (played at fucking Bowling Green), Court (didn’t play college football at all) and Robinson (apparently never played sports at all). But these middle-aged blowhards ask them to meet standards they themselves never could.

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

No shit. The only actual answers to that question are “yes” and “no, but I’m clearly a fucking liar.”

It should also be pointed out to the NFL that while the flag code says nothing about kneeling being disrespectful to the flag, it does flat out say that displaying the flag horizontally as they are with the people holding the huge field size flag is actually spelled out as disrespectful to the flag. I think it is in…

*reads headline*

This is a perfect encapsulation of how terrible Trump has truly been. Any American who can look at this clear-eyed and still think Trump should be President or in control of our government in any way is either stupid, insane, or traitorous. There is no other option.

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

I get depressed just shopping there, which is rare. I can’t imagine having to work there.

Here’s what approximate 95% of the conversations between employees will sound like:

Can’t wait to see all the genius legal minds complain that ESPN is violating their civil rights and anti 1st Amendment.

Jesus fucking christ. This is inflammatory, hateful, obnoxious...I can’t even summon the proper words. Can’t he just do the decent thing an have a massive stroke, already?? It is frightening to see the hordes slavering at his every word, primed to...do his bidding??? Truth, I saw Obama speak at our local…

You mean like the $5M you promised to pay to charity if a certain President actually had a birth cert issued in Hawaii, you penniless sack of crap?

I don’t care what NYT says...the people who attend his rallies are trash. Rabble. The sort the Romans stuffed their bread and circuses arenas with. They are garbage. Worse than garbage. 

If they’re so against abortions, why do they keep making these movies?

Exactly! Listening to KC sports radio around here (Go Royals!—this season, ugh), and a certain bunch of hosts just the other day made me want to burn my radio to bits. Saying literally to the effect, “well, it’s a six year old girl vs. a teenager’s account—who are you going to believe, am I right!?!” It was absolutely…

Absolutely. China is a very democratic nation, where dissent is celebrated, and opposing ideas welcomed thoughtfully. Their Emperor elected leader certainly isn’t an insecure shitbag who gets so triggered by a cartoon teddy bear that it gets banned from their interwebs.

the people i work with are of the opinion that they don’t try all that hard- china has a relatively small but financially important grey market of tech companies and people in sales and manufacturing that either aren’t official business’s or are moving around the country but still need to be able to communicate with…