All he had to do was not be black. I don’t understand what’s so hard about that, I do it every day!

Oh my. You’re a special one.

Buying tea and skittles. 

You don’t UNDERSTAND! Zimmerman was THREATENED by Martin! All Zimmerman did was stock a teenager to his house! He did nothing wrong! And then the THUG Trayvon Martin, who is 6'2 220 pounds and covered in gang tattoos (no way that’s made up by a bunch of racist assholes on Facebook) senselessly ASSAULTED this…

Lmao you are the most depressing person I’ve encountered in the past 24 hours. 

Stop being a little bitch. 

This is why I don’t comment around the not-famouses. 

Altuve is 5'6. Trump is probably around 6'.

This one hurts. But...doctors gave him 2 years to live in the 60s, and he said, “fuck you, I’m gonna science for another 5 decades bitches,” and then he wrote the laws on Black Holes, developed equations that make my head hurt, and inspired fuck knows how many kids and adults to take an interest in science. What a…

Trump has like 6 inches and 130 pounds on Altuve. Altuve would annihilate the Cheeto. 

So it was a good hair day, then? 

Clubhouse leader. He probably wanted to be there with his teammates. 

6'0 Donnie was thrilled that he had someone there to make him look taller. 

This fucking moron makes me want to stab myself in the face, repeatedly, every time she opens her ignorant fucking mouth. Fuck her and this entire administration, and fuck everyone who has allowed this to happen. 

Back to Facebook with you. 

You joke, but I bet some on the right actually use this “logic”. In fact, I know they will, once this officially becomes a meme.

Altuve was more deserving, though. 

Ah, the Rangers. The team that will NEVER be the first team in Texas to win a World Series.

What a strange time frame.

Dumbass.