Say what you will about Charney but the product doesn’t need to be dragged in the process. I’d rather pay $28 for a basic tshirt and know it wasn’t made by a child or a slave in some unregulated death trap of a factory. They’re appropriately priced considering the implementation of organic cotton and that they’re made…

I feel like this is what Jia’s post addresses, though. Why expect multiple writers to hold to some singular editorial vision when that has never really typified this place? The failure to do so always seemed like a conscious effort on the part of editorial staff, one that seems to bother people to varying degrees.

YOU ARE THE EIC OF MY HEART THO

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I’m going for Cthulhu or The Goat with a Thousand Young.

Whatever, I am naming my first born Yog-Sothoth. This is also how I will find my mate ‘Listen, if you have a problem with naming our kid Yog-Sothoth, we should just end this now.’

I often am stuck with a “I ain’t got the spoons for this shit” day and I have, on more than one occasion, awarded myself with a fancy coffee or a cookie just for taking a shower or brushing my teeth. Because there was a time in my life where those things didn’t happen for far longer than I’m comfortable revealing…

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

Exactly! I use it to basically mean “Holy crap I did the thing that everyone else does so easily but it took me ages to accomplish and I’m so proud even though I know it’s stupid and I’m bad at being an adult, but fuck it I did this one thing right so yay!”

Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...

Right? Like goddamn Madeleine, maybe sit a few plays out.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.