I love knowing when anyone (usually the mailman) opens the mailbox, so fruitless trips to the mailbox are avoided. I love being alerted instantly when the washing machine is done and the dryer has stopped. I love the lights turning on/off automatically (using motion detectors) as I move about the house, garage, and…

For the vast majority of people, it’s not necessary to work out or starve oneself to lose weight. Eating a high-fat, low-carb diet will do it. Only eat carbs that have fiber and stay the H away from sugar and alcohol. Once you’ve dropped the weight, then work on cardio fitness if you wish, without stressing your body…

Eat this chili and take a decade off your life... or keep eating sugar and other carbs and take 30 years off your life.

This was on twitter, eh? Wow, that’s really interesting, because twitter is dullsville, nowhere. It’s like ‘nobody gives a FUCK about your so-called life on twitter’.