It’s the dude tweeting about it that’s the asshole here. Why is everyone roasting the woman? 

“In other words, Wyoming is a well-rounded working-class state. A new state of Washington would not be.”

Oh, I also was bored and fell into a wiki hole, so I know why they went with the weird racist theme for Splash Mountain: the guy who did the character design for Song of the South also did it for America Sings, an attraction in the former Carousel of progress that was shutting down around the time Splash Mountain was…

Your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears!

They knew that they weren’t going to beat her. The $2 million was just a petty “fuck you” middle finger that made them feel better about their impotence.

I was not expecting to see someone go in so hard on Cybill Shepherd to day. Yowza. 

Being a bit hard on Cybill Shepherd there.  

As long as he also opened a tea shop and posed for the cover of cat magazines to balance it out, we’re still good.

What if Nixon put all his money into a terrible backyard wrestling organization?

I imagine that there is a percentage of people, say, that 10% that wavers between supporting him and not supporting him on any given day, that would go see him for fun/for something to do. Enough of those people saw the potential protests, wait times and lines, and chance of getting Covid and decided to stay home and…

Phrasing!

Yeah, I’m a Warren voter living in Klobuchar’s state; I’m not a Klobuchar fan by any means but the idea that she’s doing this out of spite is a bit tinfoil hat. I don’t think Warren ever had a chance at a VP slot under Biden, for one, and Klobuchar didn’t get where she is from being irrationally petty. She’s a pretty…

I think the issue is most people see these incidents as other-wordly... Eg cop kills black guy? Then “well I wouldn’t kill a black guy so therefore I am not racist... I even have a black friend...”

Some of my friends are wondering if it’s a Ted Nugent-type adoption situation.

Nothing says “Father of the Year” like publicly declaring that kid that keeps popping up in publicity photos as Random Intern is your adopted son as political one-upmanship 

Sorry, Lizzie, but yuh lost me with that H.W.C. ditty.

100 lbs for a year? Maybe if you keep it at room temp, have a QUITE large base starter, and feed it EVERY SINGLE DAY.

It’s about goddamn time. I remember seeing this guy at a Be Your Own Pet show in NYC about fifteen years ago. He looked like a scummy piece of shit then too.

While I don’t know exactly what breed(s) the farm in question raises, the most common breed for eggs production in the UK is the Pekin Duck.

I dunno if she was cooler than Wendy O or Donita Sparks, but up until she shacked up with Gavin Rossdale her musical output was solid.