Well, if you’re feeling hurt, I have good news: if you enjoyed the Cellino and Barnes jingle between the years 2003-2007, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

I’m such an idiot (my mom is white, so I assumed all white women were awesome like her) that until about 2 months ago (I have gray hair now- yes I’m dumb) I thought the problem was me. I thought if I just assimilated enough, kept quiet enough, smiled enough, excelled enough (but not too much because it’s threatening)…

How can you look at that little face and complain?? Dude it’s a puppy on instagram - just enjoy it before the next article about rallies in Tulsa or babies in cages.

Hold up. That family set up an instagram for a dog that they haven’t even named yet? Is that what tbdpuppofficial means here? Wow, priorities.

Can I say I am LOVING that everyone has been keeping receipts on the racist shit companies have done over the past few years, and now they’re coming receipt in hand to talk to the manager. 

I mean, that last part is true of just about everywhere and even more so in the South. **raises hand** Still a Midwesterner, a black one at that. The problem isn’t that they were interviewing us, the problem is that the Midwest is more than diners.

who admitted during a company-wide meeting on Friday that he had not read Cotton’s piece prior to publication

No, that’s Guillermo.

Well, this seems to be little more than a well-intentioned recording industry PR stunt. Tuesdays were traditionally the distribution release day for records/CDs, but since everything went digital, Tuesday is meaningless to a whole generation.

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This deserves all the stars, which normally requires this gif...

I feel like even if you explained to Trump that holding the RNC as planned in Charlotte could potentially decapitate the Republican party weeks before Election Day, as party leaders, elected officials, political consultants, hardcore supporters, etc. gather from around the country in a single location in tightly…

I also am in shutdown mood.

It’s Sunday, so he’s probably playing croquet with the Eels.

The muted color of the photo isn’t doing it any favors either lol. It all has some sort of bizarre, already decaying, half-digested vibe. The strange placement of the cherries like boils makes it all decidedly unappetizing in a musty kind of way. 

The taste of the coronavirus can be covered up with pungent additions like anchovies and spicy sauce.

David Brooks, Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss all still have their columns, but please by all means continue to cheer Roman’s misfortunes because she had the gall to say something mildly rude about a fucking millionaire.

I hope she’s got the receipts. And is fully willing to share them with the media, and the public.

What people are doing with focaccia... MY GOD: