Don’t wear championship merch. All championship hats and shirts are tacky and annoying and make you look like a 45-year-old soccer mom who only caught up with the team midway through Game 7. As far as I’m concerned, we should send ALL championship merchandise to third world countries, not just the stuff that got…

If he doesn’t show dramatic improvement, there’s always hope that a Trump Presidency will dramatically devalue the dollar, making $225 million seem like mere pocket change.

The colors on those charts are really misleading. .444 is purple on the bottom chart but red on the top chart?